saint-killjoy:

fatasalutem:

This is me and my friends

Giant five year olds.
chicks-a-game-freak:

👻❤️

venomawhore:

hartbigcanon:

whiteboyfriend:

say something im going down on you

I’ll use my tongue if you want me to.

I’m sorry that I made you cum too soon

spicyshimmy:

don’t romanticize the past. romanticize the future. the future has starfleet

rocker310:

stylishirish:

horain:

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil 

You may proceed

speedyegbert:

plaid1shirt3days:

just-a-skinny-boy:

If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.

Wow this gif is soda pressing.


no

takshammy:

feferilyoddparents:

but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

can someone translate this i dont know british

I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA